In my desperation to try to lull myself into a gentle sloom, I have created a list of things that will often assist my descent into delicious treacle-sleep. The list includes a series of things I can do if I go to bed and wake up early, and includes things like playing games and reading books, but one item that continually seems to work is telling myself: The faster I go to sleep, the faster I can have cookies for breakfast. This idea might seem rudimentary, but it staves off the sulks long enough that I can find a few hours of sleep, even on the hottest of days. If only Biscuit Power worked for other insomniacs, cookies might save humanity from itself. . Michelle Franklin
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Biscuit Power is the name of a treat that is said to be able to help people fall asleep. The biscuit is supposedly made from the first cookie that anyone ever ate. It only has the power of working for those first few people because it’s first recipe was probably baked by an owl, which would explain why it helps people fall asleep faster.

Source: I Hate Summer: My Tribulations With Seasonal Depression, Anxiety, Plumbers, Spiders, Neighbours, And The World.

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